Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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