Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
