She's JV to your varsity
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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