I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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