so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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