I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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