Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wish i was in the wii world.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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