People in love make me want to vomit
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
