Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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