It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
