Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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