He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He shit in the fireplace
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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