It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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