I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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