we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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