"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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