ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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