U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
