Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
i think my cat just said my name.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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