Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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