I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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