We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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