a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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