Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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