I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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