You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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