so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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