I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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