I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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