I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
operation have a gay friend backfired
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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