What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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