Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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