my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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