At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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