I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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