my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
As shirtless as possible
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize