How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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