is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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