I wanna bring you to show and tell
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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