i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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