he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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