a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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