and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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