I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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