I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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