Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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