And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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