Midget sex pt 2 tonight
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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