So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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