fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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