Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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