we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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