Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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